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More Bars in More Places

posted by Michael on 20th, 2009

You’ve seen the commercial “with more bars in more places” and items, like flowers or buildings, arranged to look like the signal bars on your phone.

And they’re right – there are more bars in more places.  signal bars in new York

On a recent Saturday, I encountered more bars in a day then ever – well at least I think so.

First, as part of the Royal Ascot and Model Citizen show, I had to go to Bangz in Clermont for a hair styling. They have a “color bar” And I sit there wondering, do they bring out a selection  of Redken or Paul Mitchell bottles for you to choose. “I have a nice 2006 Auburn de la Brown that would simply go with your green eyes.”

“I’ll take it, and bring out a salad and an appletini as well – from the bar of course.”

Before going to watch my beloved Irish - which by the way they may have a “coach bar” with a fine selection of Urban Meyer, Brian Kelly, or Bob Stoops from which to choose – I had lunch at Tijuana Flats. They naturally get in on the bar factor with a “hot bar” with their selections of hot sauces to put on your burrito.

Then while going to meet up with the ND Club, we have our game watches at a … um … can we call it a “regular bar?”

The bars keep coming throughout the day as toward evening I wander into another “bar” in downtown Orlando. It’s a nice place, an aficianado is there to help in your selection, but the Tampa bars are better.

Bar none, I ran into quite a few bars, but have I missed any? Do they have a car bar? Well I guess they do – and it’s in Orlando. How about a guitar bar? Yep, they have one of those too – in New Jersey.

what about … pick an inadamate object and there’s probably a “bar” for it. Go ahead pick one – don’t set the bar too high though. 



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